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As the editor of the Squib I can proudly announce that The Daily Squib Anthology From 2007 to 2022 is finally for sale.

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URGENT: Commissar Rayner to Forcibly Remove Gold Fillings From Britons

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This is an urgent communiqué regarding the wealth redistribution program by the Big Labour State of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. The collectivisation initiative B1745-432 EU DIKTAT 87400-3 requires the removal of all gold teeth and fillings from the population forthwith.

Commissar Angela Rayner is spearheading the Great Tooth Forward plan where citizens will have their gold fillings forcibly removed so that the Big State can further increase salaries and pensions for public sector workers, train drivers, Marxist unions and council bosses.

“Comrades, I am pleased to announce that in a few weeks I have commissioned Gold Squads to be deployed in all areas of the PRSB to extract the gold fillings from all prole scum.

“This is a necessary dental operation to fulfil our Big State pledge to all public sector workers and their huge salaries/gold-plated pension schemes.

“When you hear a knock on your door, or it is bashed down, do not be alarmed. Simply open your mouths so we can extract your gold fillings without anaesthetic. Any proles who do not comply will be liquidated on the spot and their gold fillings will be removed anyway.

“Thank you for your understanding in this matter, you fucking prole scum.”

INGSOC NOTICE 222-5600-EU REGULATION F-66742-12-D-111111011103

BY ORDER OF COMMISSAR ANGELA RAYNER – LEWIS SMITHERS, 6, OF 1 ARTHUR SCARGILL ROAD, YORKSHIRE, SECTOR 44, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN AWARDED THREE ROTTEN TOMATOES, FOUR MOULDY PARSNIPS, AND AN EXTRA 0.0003 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HIS UNCLE, FATHER AND GRANDMOTHER FOR TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THEY HAD GOLD TEETH. THE CRIMINALS WERE LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT N-72 AND THEIR GOLD TEETH WERE SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED, TOTALLING £45.32 FOR THE BIG STATE SOVIET BANK. THEY ARE NOW NET ZERO. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Keir Starmer Paying Man £100 Million per Year to Own His Home

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In another amazing Art of the Deal transaction much like the Chagos Islands deal, Labour PM Keir Starmer is paying a buyer £100 million per annum for the next 99 years to own his Kentish Town property.

The lucky new owner is a Mauritian citizen who was in the UK on holiday, and wanted to own a place to chill out when in London.

Hailing the deal as a resounding success, the prime minister revealed that he is also writing a new book to rival that of Donald Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ but in reverse.

“I recently gave away a property that I own and will pay the man and his family £100 million per year for the next 99 years. Is that a good deal or what?”

When a reporter asked him how he will profit from the deal, Starmer replied: “I get to stand outside in the rain and admire my former property from the outside.”

Good News Net Emigration is Up Thanks to Labour

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This is good news for the Labour Big State because the latest figures show that net migration into the UK was down over the last year and emigration was up.

Brain Drain

Thanks to Labour’s taxation and punitive anti-business policies, no one of value wants to come to the UK any more.

The figures also show that many of the wealthy left the UK as soon as Labour came into power, as millions of Britons emigrated from the UK to other countries that do not punish aspiration and wealth creation.

“Thanks to our anti-business policies and repressive taxation, the affluent, people of value, professionals, entrepreneurs and businesses have all left Britain. In their place, we now only receive fake asylum seekers to the UK who are a serious burden on our economy and system,” a Labour spokesman proudly revealed.

It only makes common sense that millions of people are leaving the UK every year under the Labour government.

 

Comrades, You Will be Paying Mauritius £100 million Per Year For 99 Years

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“Mauritius never owned the Chagos Islands, yet British taxpayers are going to be paying £100 million per year to have a base on a place that we own. This equates to £10 billion of your money, or if we equate for inflation, it will be £30 billion of your money paid to a country that has close ties with China. In this respect, I have put Britain’s secrets and strategic interests in serious danger, given away Britain’s own territorial land and what’s more you, the cash cow taxpayer will foot the bill for the next 99 years. Is this a good deal or what?”

Comrade Starmer is also planning the same scheme with Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands.

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“Because I detest and hate the legacy and history of Britain before my soviet Big State took over, I want to fuck you over even more. Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands are despicable relics of a colonial imperial past we abhor.

“In this respect, dear scum, you will pay billions of your taxpayer pounds to Argentina per year to take over the Falklands, and billions to Spain to bulldoze over Gibraltar.

“My role is to erase all remnants of the past with the new soviet era in Britain, and you fucking plebs will pay for it all.

“Enjoy your miserable stinking and putrid lives in Britain where your taxes are so high that life is unbearable, and death reigns over the land of wretchedness I have created with the Labour vision of poverty and horror.”

 

Commissar Angela Rayner: “Savers! We want all your wealth. NOW!”

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Commissar Angela Rayner, the Deputy of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain (PRSB) has ordered her tax politburo office to strip the wealth and savings of those who have any wealth left, which are not many any more.

Any proles or capitalist swine withholding their wealth from the Big State tax collectors will be punished with the utmost severity.

Speaking at the Red Houses of Parliament, Commissar Rayner revealed her grand plans to grab any remaining wealth from those who do not deserve such things.

Class and Wealth War

“Comrades, because of the heavy taxation policies of Commissar Reeves after we grabbed power, many of the wealthy have already left Britain, but this is not enough. Our communist policy of collectivisation, class war and redistribution of wealth still needs to be sated. We understand there are proles who have attempted to save money. This is NOT acceptable! (foam bubbles menacingly from her mouth)

“Furthermore, anyone who attempts to save money in the future will be severely punished; or tries to start any form of capitalistic enterprise or business. In the PSRB, we do not tolerate aspiration, capitalism or any form of private property or equity.

“Our specialist Stasi units of wealth investigators are now searching all bank accounts and places which you may think will be free from our communist police state, and we will find you out. We will search high and low. If you have worked hard all your life to save some money, this is a crime against our hard-leftist communist ideology. Look at what we have done to the vile Kulak farmers, the foul landed gentry.

“I reiterate my mission is to redistribute your hard-earned wealth to those who have never worked a day in their lives, to the state, to illegal migrants, to train drivers and their pensions, to the vast salaries of civil servants and their diamond plated pensions, and of course to union bosses, NHS bosses, council bosses, as well as party officers.

“Now I have a hair appointment and shall buy a very expensive pair of novelty shoes which you stinking fucking proles will never be able to afford. Fuck off! (a large load of spittle is ejected across the floor, landing on a discarded ham sandwich)

INGSOC NOTICE 400-09300-EU REGULATION S-B09932-3-899285-XR84902

BY ORDER OF COMMISSAR ANGELA RAYNER – PETER PUPKIN, 12, OF 31A TROTSKY ROAD, CHELMSFORD, SECTOR 38, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN AWARDED TWO ROTTEN TURNIPS, A MOULDY CARROT, AND AN EXTRA 0.001 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HIS FATHER FOR TRYING TO HIDE SOME OF THE FAMILY’S SAVINGS TOTALLING £21.34 UNDER A MATTRESS. THE CRIMINAL WAS LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT J-52. HE IS NOW NET ZERO. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Walk-In Showers or Walk-In Baths for Elderly Loved Ones

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Life’s small pleasures, like a hot shower or a relaxing bath, can become tricky for our elderly loved ones as mobility declines. The quest for safety, comfort, and independence in the bathroom has led many to a classic dilemma – which is better, a walk-in shower or a walk-in bath?

If you’ve been puzzling over which option is the best fit, you’re in the right place. This guide dives into the benefits and considerations of walk-in showers and walk-in baths, helping you make an informed choice, tailored to your loved one’s needs.

Why Walk-In Fixtures Make Sense

Before we explore the differences, let’s establish why walk-in solutions are worth considering in the first place. Many conventional baths and showers can be risky to enter and exit, creating dangerous opportunities for slips and falls. Walk-in fixtures address these concerns, combining accessibility with functionality to make personal hygiene safer and easier.

Both walk-in showers and walk-in baths provide:

  • Low-Threshold Access for reduced risk of tripping.
  • Grab Bars and non-slip surfaces for additional stability.
  • Customisable Features such as seats and hand-held showerheads, ideal for those with limited mobility.

Now, on to the million-pound question – should you choose a shower or a bath?

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The Case for Walk-In Showers

Who They’re Best Suited For 

A walk in shower for elderly individuals is ideal for those who may struggle with stepping into a traditional bathtub or sitting down for extended periods. They work brilliantly for those who value efficiency and practicality in their hygiene routine. If your loved one uses a mobility aid, such as a walker or wheelchair, a walk-in shower could be a more user-friendly option.

Key Benefits

  1. Quick and Convenient

A walk-in shower can save precious time and effort compared to a bath, making it the go-to choice for those with busy carers or those who simply prefer a quicker routine.

  1. Wheelchair Accessibility

Zero-threshold designs are particularly helpful for wheelchair-bound users, minimising barriers entirely.

  1. Space Saving

Have a smaller bathroom? Walk-in showers often take up less floor space, leaving room for other accessibility features like rails and storage.

  1. Modern Appeal

If aesthetics are important, the sleek, clean lines of a walk-in shower may be the way to go. They add a modern touch and can increase the resale value of a home.

Nice-to-Have Additions 

Consider features such as foldable shower seats, adjustable showerheads, and anti-scald technology to further enhance safety and comfort.

The Case for Walk-In Baths

Who They’re Best Suited For 

Does your loved one enjoy the therapeutic benefits of a hot soak? Walk in baths for elderly individuals are perfect for those who find comfort in lingering moments of bliss or require hydrotherapy for conditions like arthritis or poor circulation.

Key Benefits

  1. Therapeutic Relief

Many walk-in baths come with air jets or whirlpool settings, offering a spa-like experience that soothes aching muscles and joints.

  1. Comfortable Seating

Walk-in baths are designed with built-in seats, allowing users to sit safely and securely as water fills the tub.

  1. Temperature Control

Features like quick-draining mechanisms and temperature stability reduce the likelihood of accidents caused by fluctuating water settings.

  1. Luxury Feel

A walk-in bath can transform the bathroom into a haven of relaxation, especially for users who find showers too brisk or uncomfortable.

Special Considerations

While walk-in baths offer a luxurious experience, it’s worth noting that they do require more time. Users must remain seated while the bath fills and drains, which may be inconvenient for some.

How to Choose Between Shower and Bath

Evaluate Bathroom Space 

  • For smaller bathrooms, walk-in showers are a space-efficient choice.
  • Larger bathrooms can accommodate walk-in baths more easily without sacrificing accessibility.

Assess Mobility Levels 

  • Showers suit individuals with higher mobility or those assisted by wheelchairs and carers.
  • Baths cater better to those seeking therapeutic benefits or who enjoy more sedentary, relaxing hygiene routines.

Think About Budget 

  • Generally, walk-in showers are more affordable to install. However, the added features of a walk-in bath may justify the higher cost for certain families.

Hybrid Solutions 

Can’t decide? Some manufacturers now offer hybrid models that combine a walk-in shower with a deep soaking bath. These versatile options bring the best of both worlds, though they may require additional space.

Why Investing in Accessibility Matters

The bathroom is one of the most hazardous rooms in any home, but it doesn’t have to stay that way. By choosing walk-in options tailored to your loved one’s unique needs, you don’t just add convenience. You create a safer and more dignified environment, empowering them to maintain independence without compromising on comfort.

What’s Next? 

Whether you lean towards the efficiency of a walk-in shower or the therapeutic luxury of a walk-in bath, one thing is clear – you’re making a decision to improve your loved one’s quality of life.

Where Emotions End and Legal Processes Begin: The Reality of Family Disputes

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Private relationships can become complicated. When they break down, the emotional stress often runs high, and it’s difficult to separate that from what needs to happen next. Decisions around children, housing, and finances are rarely straightforward, and delays or misunderstandings often add to the tension.

Once emotions cool slightly, the next steps usually involve getting some form of legal help. For those facing family disputes, clarity and structured guidance can help reduce the risk of long-term complications. Knowing your rights, options, and limitations from the beginning makes a meaningful difference.

Untangling the Practical Side of Personal Breakups

Many people expect legal processes to mirror the emotional journey of a breakup, but the two rarely align. Family law procedures are structured and time-sensitive. Missing paperwork or making informal arrangements that aren’t legally recognised can cause unnecessary delays.

Understanding how property is shared and what rights each person has is a good starting point. For example, separating couples often disagree over who stays in the home, how to divide savings or pensions, or how debts should be managed. It’s easy to overlook shared obligations, especially when conversations are tense or have stopped altogether.

Engaging with experienced professionals makes these conversations easier to manage. People often find that London family solicitors are familiar with the types of issues that arise and know how to guide clients without inflaming situations. Advice is tailored to each case, and that tailored approach can reduce friction later on.

Early decisions matter. Agreeing too quickly without legal support can lead to outcomes that are hard to reverse. Agreements made under pressure or without full financial disclosure can be challenged later, so it’s better to move through the process with care.

Rights, Responsibilities, and the Legal Boundaries You Shouldn’t Ignore

Personal opinions often clash with legal facts. People assume they have rights that aren’t recognised under family law, especially in non-married relationships. This can make negotiations more difficult and lead to unrealistic expectations.

It’s important to understand where legal boundaries lie. In disputes involving children, courts consider what’s best for the child, which may not always match what either parent wants. Financial obligations, too, don’t always end when a relationship does. One partner may still be responsible for shared debts or ongoing support.

Many turn to a family law firm, London based for help with complex arrangements. These firms deal with a wide variety of family structures and are familiar with local courts, judges, and procedural quirks that can shape the outcome of a case. That local understanding can influence how a case is approached, from the tone of legal letters to the preparation of evidence.

Same Challenges, Different Structures – Navigating Civil Partnership Dissolution

Ending a civil partnership can be just as complicated as divorce. While the legal routes are similar, some parts differ and require specific attention. Emotional support might come from friends or family, but legal support must come from someone who understands the differences.

Common issues include shared ownership of property, long-term financial plans, and parental arrangements if children are involved. These concerns are often sensitive, especially when both parties want to avoid confrontation but still need legal certainty.

Professionals experienced in helping couples seek help with civil partnership dissolution are familiar with the sensitivities involved. They understand how to navigate situations where communication may have broken down and help ensure nothing important is overlooked. The dissolution process requires paperwork, timelines, and statements, all of which must be accurate and thorough.

The aim is usually a clean, fair break, but getting to that point requires more than goodwill. It demands focus, and often a level of emotional detachment that people going through it don’t have. That’s where legal representatives play a key role.

The Importance of Representation That Understands Local Nuance

Legal systems might follow national rules, but practice varies by location. Courts in large cities like London often handle high volumes of complex cases. Expectations differ, and so does the pace of proceedings. Having legal support familiar with this environment makes it easier to keep up.

A local solicitor will know how to deal with judges and opposing solicitors in the area.

They’re likely to have a working relationship with many of the professionals involved, which can help make communication smoother.

Some issues arise more frequently in urban cases, such as international relocation or disputes involving properties owned across borders. London divorce lawyers tend to handle these regularly and understand how to address them efficiently.

Representation should reflect the practical details of your situation. Someone based locally will better grasp your living conditions, cost-of-living pressures, and local support networks. That context allows them to give advice grounded in your day-to-day experience, not just abstract legal principles.

Legal Clarity Starts With Information

Nobody expects personal relationships to end in court, but once they do, every decision counts. Acting on assumptions or emotions can cost time and money. The best first move is often to speak with someone who knows the system and who can explain each step in plain terms.

Taking the time to understand your legal position puts you in control. The right support won’t fix everything overnight, but it will give you the tools to move forward more confidently.

Ranking Ireland’s Best Sportspeople

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Ireland may be small in size, but when it comes to sporting prowess, it’s a giant on the world stage. From the rugby pitch and boxing ring to football fields and athletics tracks, Irish sports stars have consistently risen to the top, bringing pride to the nation and showcasing exceptional talent and determination.

Whether you’re placing a bet through your favourite mobile sportsbook or looking to download LiveScore Bet to follow the latest action, there’s no shortage of Irish athletes worth backing. These are the individuals who’ve captured hearts, broken records, and flown the flag for Ireland with distinction.

Here’s a look at some of the greatest sportspeople Ireland has ever produced.

pexels-cottonbro-47540051. Katie Taylor – Boxing

No conversation about Irish sporting greatness can begin without Katie Taylor. A trailblazer for women’s boxing, Taylor is an Olympic gold medallist, a former undisputed world champion, and widely regarded as one of the best female boxers of all time.

Her relentless work ethic, humility, and hugely impressive professional record of 24 wins and just 1 loss have made her an icon, not just in Ireland but across the sporting world.

2. Brian O’Driscoll – Rugby Union

One of the finest centres the game of rugby has ever seen, Brian O’Driscoll captained both Ireland and the British & Irish Lions during a glittering career. He scored 46 tries in 133 appearances for Ireland and was the heartbeat of a golden generation that included Grand Slam and Triple Crown triumphs.

BOD’s balance of toughness and finesse made him a global superstar and a hero at home.

pexels-hannaauramenka-84553503. Roy Keane – Football

Roy Keane’s influence on football is undeniable. As Manchester United’s midfield enforcer and captain during their most dominant era, Keane’s drive, leadership, and ferocious will to win earned him legendary status.

He was just as vital for the Republic of Ireland, helping to lead the team to World Cup and European Championship appearances. His no-nonsense personality continues to make him a powerful presence in punditry and coaching.

4. Sonia O’Sullivan – Athletics

Sonia O’Sullivan brought Irish athletics to the forefront in the 1990s and early 2000s. A silver medallist in the 5000m at the Sydney Olympics and a World Champion in the 5000m, O’Sullivan set numerous records and was an inspirational figure for aspiring runners.

Her dominance over middle and long distances made her one of Ireland’s most beloved sporting icons.

pexels-jopwell-13257455. Padraig Harrington – Golf

Padraig Harrington’s back-to-back Open Championship wins in 2007 and 2008, followed by a PGA Championship in 2008, marked one of the greatest periods in Irish golf history.

Known for his intelligence, mental resilience, and precision, Harrington was instrumental in putting Irish golf on the global map, paving the way for the next generation of major winners—like Shane Lowry.

6. Rachael Blackmore – Horse Racing

In a sport long dominated by men, Rachael Blackmore has rewritten the history books. In 2021, she became the first female jockey to win the Grand National, riding Minella Times to a stunning victory.

The following year, she was crowned the first female rider to win the Cheltenham Gold Cup after scoring on A Plus Tard.

Her groundbreaking achievements made her an Irish sporting hero, crowned BBC’s World Sport Star of the Year in 2021, and her impact on the sport as a whole was clear as messages of admiration and support flooded out after her recent retirement.

Brits Fought and Died For the English Channel – Anti-British Starmer Gave it Away

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The disgusting, filthy Brexit Betrayal deal giving away British fishing rights to the EU for 12 years brokered by a PM who is obviously anti-British, and an avowed Marxist, is an affront to the brave soldiers and sailors who fought in both wars to secure the safety and sovereignty of the British Isles. Keir Starmer and his decolonisation crusade is proof that he means only harm to the UK and spits on the graves of the brave men and women who gave their lives in past decades to fight for their country.

Giving away our fishing rights, giving away the Chagos Islands, killing off our fishing industry, killing off our farming industry only makes Britain weaker and more of a target for its enemies.

Who is to say this quisling PM, an anti-British communist authoritarian implant, does not give away the Falkland Islands or Gibraltar? Rest assured, they are on his list.

One could even postulate that Starmer is a danger to the security of the United Kingdom, and has gone way above his remit. He is implementing sneaky deals outside of parliament, where the necessary scrutiny of his destructive policies are avoided.

Ladies, and gentleman, we have a rogue, corrosive anti-British operator masquerading as a prime minister. THIS IS ANTI-DEMOCRATIC.

Starmer’s Brexit Betrayal : EU Supertrawlers Ready to Deplete British Waters

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In a historic EU deal that will ensure the continued impoverishment of Britain, and the enrichment of the EU, wanquer extraordinaire and supreme coward Keir Starmer has given European fishermen access to British waters for 12 years. This Brexit Betrayal by Labour will create an ecological disaster and ruin Britain’s already strained economy further.

EU fishing companies employ destructive industrial fishing supertrawlers to maximise their profits at the detriment to marine ecosystems. These vessels use massive nets that drag along the seabed, disrupting habitats, reducing biodiversity, and causing bycatch (non-target species caught and discarded). Bottom trawling destroys natural seafloor habitats, thus reducing biodiversity, disrupting the balance of the natural ecosystem.

Between 2020 and 2025 supertrawlers like the Willem van der Zwan (flagged to Netherlands), Margiris (Lithuania), Helen Mary (Germany), Sch 81 Carolien (Netherlands) and Afrika (Netherlands).[2] The Margiris (143m) and Willem van der Zwan (142.5m) plundered British waters. This was with restrictions, but now that Starmer has lifted restrictions, things are going to get a lot worse.

By overfishing our fish stocks by the EU supertrawlers the consequences will NOT be good for the British economy or local communities on the British Isles who depend on sustainable fishing practices.

The EU supertrawlers also catch large amounts of non-target species, which die in the nets and are then simply thrown overboard. Vulnerable and rare species are thus killed off in large numbers, all for the sake of vast profits by the greedy fishing corporations in the EU. This is one of the most harrowing parts of this Brexit Betrayal by Labour.

Cetacean bycatch has been a serious and persistent welfare and conservation issue in UK waters for many years. The most recent estimates indicate that over 1000 cetaceans are killed each year by EU supertrawlers. The species most affected are harbour porpoise, common dolphin, minke and humpback whale, but all cetaceans in UK waters are vulnerable.

Along with the destruction of our fishing reserves and habitat, the EU vessels cause immense amounts of pollution and carbon emissions, which is kind of funny seeing as the madman Ed Miliband and his Net Zero zealots are so quiet about this major Brexit Betrayal of gargantuan proportions.

This cowardly grotesque Brexit Betrayal upon the UK by Starmer is an evil, vicious assault on Britain and its environment, and yet there is only silence from the leftist hypocrites who call themselves eco-warriors and environmental activists. It seems it is okay for socialists and Marxists to fuck up the environment, but not okay for anyone else.

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